Keys

In the dispensary in House there is a key cupboard that holds the keys to everywhere in the house. The key cupboard is locked with a key of its own, so that no one can, for instance, get the keys to the kitchen on their own and make unauthorised toast. This uber-key is kept in one of two locations: a secret one, and one that everyone knows about because they see me remove the key from it all the time. The secret location is used for occasional added security, and when the key is removed from it, the girls have to be sent out of the room first. I did this just now.

I quite like these traditions that accumulate like coral on workplaces.