In which I am what I eat

It's not so much a goal as an inevitability: one day in the not too distant future, all the food I eat will be twee. I will consume nothing that does not have a philosophy, a charity, and a blog (http://www.superjam.co.uk/blog.html, http://www.todaywasfun.com/newsletters/jan08.htm, http://innocentdrinks.typepad.com/). I will eat Dorset cereal, drink Innocent smoothies, and imbibe a splendidly ridiculous array of tea. Though I may have to go vegetarian until some company figures out a way to make meat twee.

Most of the time I quite like this development, though once last year I was hanging out in Vicky's room while she wrote a review of a Corinne Bailey Rae CD, necessitating listening to it over and over, and we couldn't figure out what was getting on our nerves until we realised that it was basically the auditory version of an Innocent smoothie.

In general, I am okay. What I'd like most at the moment is to do something nature-related and physically strenuous, like skiing or, I don't know, working on a vegetable patch. I watched a polo practice yesterday and suddenly realised that riding actually looks like fun, though I could do without the giant mallets. It's you and a random, huge animal, working in tandem!

Failing any of this, I'd like to watch some Green Wing. NONE OF MY DREAMS CAN COME TRUE.